They are so bad for you. But darn tasty nonetheless. Plus, Diet Pepsi and a bag o’ Cheetos was about all that I really felt like for lunch today. Maybe later I will eat the soup that I brought. But, probably not.
Somebody here at work has programmed their phone with Cartman saying “Respect my Authori-TYE”! every time the phone rings. It adds just the right touch of surrealism to this place.