Desperate But Not Serious
if I ask you difficult questions
if I make improper suggestions
would you find that a risk to your health
would you put me up on the bookshelf
with the books and the plants?
desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious
if I were kind and adoring
how would that be? very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife
always asking about my sex life
and who with and how many times?
desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious
all the advice seems so unkind
“if you don’t stop, you will go blind!”
they tell you it’s none of their business
and console you with a big kiss
on the lips and on the back of your neck
(oh heck!)
desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious
desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious
The Process 
Remember that time we were in tune?
Ah – the first time I dirty danced with a boy was to “Desperate.” At a church camp. 🙂
Adam Ant Physical (You’re So) – a fabulous striptease song
I want to date you maybe
I want to take you out
I want to wine and dine you
I want to twist and twist and shout
I want you hard in my arms
I want you soft on my bed
You get the keys to my heart
When you wear that sweet dress
(You know, the short one)
But you’re so physical
Physical
For me
You’re just too physical
Physical
For me
I want your rough house baby
I want this right in your ear
You let me feel your danger
I let you make this feeling clear
I want the touch of your charms
The heat of your breath
I want to say all those things
(Those dirty things)
That would be better unsaid
And one of my favorites 😉
When I met you you were just sixteen
Pulling the wings off flies
When an old lady got hit by a truck
I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
Your sadistic suits my masochistic
And theres a whip in may valise on yeah
Who taught you to torture?
Who taught ya?
Who taught ya?
Describe the special punishment room
Over my garage, theres a
Whipping post, a vertical beam
You have to be in charge
I payed a packet
For a new straight jacket
And theres a whip in my valise oh yeah
You put my head into the stocks
And then you went to choose a cane
But hey your cat has got nine tails
You like to leave me lame
I can’t thank her, my Sunday Spanker
There’s a whip in my valise oh yeah
Who taught you to torture?
Who taught ya?
Re: Remember that time we were in tune?
Whip in My Valise is a one of my favorites too.
Yeah. That and “Beat My Guest.” It’s pretty rare, and groovy, to hear a male submissive write songs about it.
While we’re on the subject of sexy songs
THE MAIDEN AND THE TINKER
A maiden did this tinker meet and to him boldly say
Oh sure my kettle hath much need, if you will pass my way.
She took the tinker by the hand and led him to her door.
Says she, my kettle I will show and you can clout it sure.
For patching and plugging is his delight
He hammers away both by day and by night.
Fair maid says he, your kettle’s cracked,
The cause is plainly told.
There hath so many nails been drove,
That mine own could not take hold.
From http://www.dalbeattie.com/scotland-creetown/thewickerman/barsongs.html
Can’t wait until I have cash so I can get the soundtracks (one import with all songs, one newer one with only 16 tracks).