Do Virgins Taste Better?
A Cliche Revisted

A dragon has come to our village today
We’ve asked him to leave, but he won’t go away
Now he’s met with our king and they’ve worked out a deal
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
No we’ve no other choice, so the deal we’ll respect
But we can’t help but wonder, and pause to reflect…

(music pauses)
“hmmm….”
“hmmm….Dragons.”
“And virgins.”
“Ohohoh, right and virgins.”
“Dragons. Virgins. The physics alone just boggles the mind.”
“Huh?”
“Oh, just kidding!”

(music resumes, faster tempo)
Doooo virgins taste better than those who are not
Are they saltier, sweeter or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly or gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we’d like to be shed you and many have tried
But no one can get through your thick, scaly hide
We hope that someday some brave knight will come by
Cause we can’t wait around until you’re too fat to fly

Now you have such good taste in your women, for sure
They always are pretty. They always are pure.
But your notion of dining it makes us all flinch
As your favorite entree is barbequed wench.
(“Mine too!!”)

(faster tempo)
Doooo virgins taste better than those who are not
Are they saltier, sweeter or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly or gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we’ve found a solution, it works out so neat
Since you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
No more will our number ever grow smaallll (tempo decreases)
We’ll simply make sure…
There’s no virgins at aallllll.

(tempo increases)
Doooo virgins taste better than those who are not
Are they saltier, sweeter or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly or gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now, I am a dragon. Please listen to me.
For I’m misunderstood to a dreadful degree.
This ecology needs my and I know my place.
But I’m fighting extinction with all of my race.

Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is ever so poor, despite all my wealth.
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.

Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
But my favorite snack mixed with peril is fraught.
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot.

Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
Well, I’m really quite kind almost all through the year.
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear.
But a birthday needs sweets as I’m sure you’ll agree.
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me

As it happens our interests are almost the same.
You see I’m really quite skillful at managing game.
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time.

Now, the number of babies a woman can bare
Has limits. That’s why my prunings done there.
And an orphan’s a sad sight and so when I much.
I’m careful to eat only virgins for lunch

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