But, sometimes its just *funny*. I couldn’t tell at first if this guy was just a movie buff or a real whackjob. I leave it to you, Gentle Reader, to make that call.
(His name has been changed to protect him, the poor sap)

Ghostbuster_Vinz: I am Vinz Clortho. Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Mare: on occasion
Ghostbuster_Vinz: (you understand my reference?)
Me: yes I do, its a fairly famous movie

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Ghostbuster_Vinz Well i just wondered if you found anything in the possession scenes, characters or themes, erotic or sexual at all?

0_o

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Ghostbuster_Vinz so what about their transformation back into terror dogs? although not blatantly sexual did it hold any eroticism for you?

boggle…Surely to god he was kidding!

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Ghostbuster_Vinz: We should really get us two together
Me: “I think that would be a very bad idea”
Ghostbuster_Vinz: wow, it is very fresh in your memory isnt it!!!
Ghostbuster_Vinz: so do you find the actions and behaviour of the gatekeeper in her human host erotic?

Errr….thanks for playing, drive through please. You are indeed an odd guy. Not as strange perhaps, as Tim the Vampire or the time travelling folks in search of red/blue crystals. But odd enough.

Things to do…

MASTER BATH

Install wall shelves, get rid of bookshelves.
ALternatively, get a bathroom cabinet to store things like TP, nail polish, etc.

ALso, hang shelves across the bathroom window for plants.

Get plants.

Get kitty mat to try and keep the litter mess to a minimum.

KITCHEN

Find a wall rack for my pots and pans. Or mount shelves in the kitchen for said.

Find a way to store brooms, mops etc. that isn’t tacky.

Is there a place to put the wine glass rack?

LIVING AREA

Get cover for daybed. If it has a coffin-motif, so much the better 😉

OFFICE AREA

Put C’s desk in place and arrange as necessary.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S’mo fo butter layin’ to the bone. Jackin’ me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I’m sorry I don’t understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus’ hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn’t raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som’ slac’ jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.