SYSADMIN DUDE/FRIEND: So, me ‘n the girlfriend are going to drive cross country for a week. From here to Portland. And, we’re going to stop at national monuments like the Grand Canyon and the Giant Rubber Band Ball to do some naked photo shoots.
ME: Keen! Are the federal parks cool with you doing nudes out there?
SYADMIN DUDE/FRIEND: I have no idea. I guess I should check that, huh?
ME: Yeah, nothing sucks worse than being thrown naked into jail.
SYSADMIN DUDE/FRIEND: Ah, hell no. I’ll go down in a blaze of glory before they throw my lesbian** naked into jail!
** He dates a self-professed lesbian. She’s cute, too.
what made me laugh most was your subject line… *grin*
The whole conversation tickled the hell out of me. He and I have some of the oddest (and yet highly amusing) talks, ever. Co-workers are often left gaping.
sounds like it (highly amusing talks).