Moi: *blargle* Shoot the oranges! Goose, bicycle!
Tam: parsnips and antifreeze!
Moi: *laugh* This morning’s surreality was brought to you by Austin. Birthplace of *me!*
Tam: going to work now – email me. Princess of DOOOOOM.
Tam: and C says “good morning”
Moi: I expect to be entertained by the both of you.
Tam: yes ma’am
Moi: *gestures grandly*