Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen to the WWCWF!*
Toooooooooooooooonight, in the cage is Macha vs the Himasian twins! Two huge lumps of furred flesh with a hate that burns white hot!
But don’t forget! As an added incentive, we are throwing in Token, a scrappy dude from the South. Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!
Toniiiiiiiight, appearing for the first time, tag team wrestling between Macha, Token and The Himasian Twins!
(cut to The Himasian Twins, dressed in matching spandex outfits, taking turns speaking sentences)
Macha and Token can haz *no* idea how bad we gonna to hurt dem! We can haz WWCWF trofee nau! We taek any kitty on! We konker wurld! *shifts between different poses, shows claws, hisses, hams it up*
(cut to Macha and Token, draped in American flags)
Token: Bring it on.