Hey sweetie, see that big pipe over there…wonder what its for? *points to a pipe curving out of the ground outside the car window*
Its a water pipe, Mom.
Is that so? Why so big then? Its got to be that big around! *indicating with hands a diameter of 2 feet*
Duh, its for giant sprinklers.**
** – This morning’s conversation on the way to drop her off.
Way to go there. 🙂