Fever blister is starting to heal, yay.
In the meantime however, it looks like I have the PLAGUE. Between it, the pirate-themed cami I am wearing and the fucked up weirdness that is my hair, I look like I belong in a biker bar somewhere. Someplace with a name like The Dew Drop Inn or The Pink Poodle. Names that *invite* you in to start some shit. Just so you can have your ass handed to you by a bunch of tattooed guys who collectively weigh more than Shamu.
MORON in off the street = MioS
BIKERS = BIKERS (*shrug*)
MioS : What a stupid name! What are ya? A bunch of sissies?
BIKERS: shocked silence…
BAR: sound of crickets…somewhere in the distance – a dog barks.
MioS : (realizing his mistake) Ohhhhhhfuuuuuu…
BIKERS: (leaping, en masse) *GROWL*
BAR : Johnny Cash comes back onto the jukebox, drowning out sounds of insurance premiums being shot skyward
At any rate and in keeping with the theme, I decided that I needed a biker name. Luckily for me, there’s an Outlaw Biker Name Generator. I am QUITE certain that it was designed by a *real* Hell’s Angel. Because as you know, most outlaw bikers are proficient with Java and web page design.
According to it my “one-percenter” name is “BITCH” and I ride with “Whiskey Priests MC”. You may now all bow down and grovel at Bitch’s feet. Don’t fuck up the boots while you’re down there.
The Process 
How can anyone start trouble in a place called The Pink Poodle I mean; what kind of fighting would go on there?
*huggles you*
Bad, mad and dangerous troubles. It truly is a biker bar.
I remembered reading the name (I’ve got the most appalling memory for useless rubbish – occasionally it serves me but for the most part, it simply clutters up my gray matter).
I remember tons of “needless” bs myself; then come to find someday – someone needs to know it. LOL