MOM – me
SUM = The Girliekins, Her High Goofyness
MOM: Brush your hair! We are almost to the bagel place!
SUM: *mumbles something*
MOM: Couldn’t hear you – what’d you say, honey?
SUM: I can’t tell *you*! Its part of my evil plan.
MOM: What evil plan is that?
SUM: That would be telling. But, its *evil*.
MOM: Oh?
SUM: Yeah. It has my name in the title.
– verbatim –
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On the one hand – wow, bad fucking news from Florida yesterday.
On the other – well, D might be coming to live in TX earlier than anticipated.
The Process 
Yay for Evil Plans To Take Over The World(TM)
And this is why Summer rules.