Dear Brain,

Last night’s dream was *fucked* up.

Let’s recap, shall we?

Post – apocolyptic zombie world — Think Resident Evil: Extinction (the which I’ve ne’er seen)
Me and my buddies creeping through said world, looking for survivors
all of us dressed in US Army fatigues that we had stolen because they “have great pockets” and the “boots kick ass”
we get to a town that looks like it has somebody living there.
because there is a pink (new) VW Beetle sitting out front of an office building that still had windows
we walk up and indeed there is somebody inside; we can see movement through the soaped out windows
hey..where those windows soaped out before?
nevermind, let’s go in & see if we can help
open door
Zombies pour out
Scramble backwards to car & get in
It revs up and we back out at around 80 MPH
Put in D….Floor it, dude!!!
Clamp foot on accelerator and zoom away
as we are driving, notice scenery outside is starting to change
becomes more and more green, with trees and such
(nick cage movie reference there)
and rolling hills
now notice that every time the car comes off a hill, it floats at that level
Wait…flying pink buggy? Who the hell has ever heard of that?
realize that the car is in fact a mental projection of the zombies
and that we are still back at the office
having out guts gnawed on by ravenous zombies

wake up freaked.

Thanks a pantload for the dream, brain. It took me some time to stop freaking out when I got up today.
OTOH, it IS kind of a groovy idea. And, I’ve been wanting to write a short horror story.

Oh, all right. You win.

Thanks for the dream/idea. I’ll get to work on it later.

You still suck, though

~The Interim Mgmt

As promised

Poll results (and let’s face it, my own devilish nature) have decided to do both a music lyric AND a movie quote meme.

As always, these are movies and songs from my own library. I’ll even separate them, so’s you don’t get all confused.

RULES – artist/character & source. NO googling, wiki-ing or otherwise cheating. Or a grue will eat you. While I watch and toss occasional bbq sauce on your wounds. ’cause I’m like that.

There is some other media – games, comedians and etc. down below. Just a few.

The Music

1. Narcotic imbalance; the energy is strong

2. Guns, guns, guns, guns; Fire, fire, fire, fire!

3. We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we’re together

4. Do forgive me if me head’s a little vague — Ugh! What is that?

5. But Honey Pie, you’re not safe here ; So you run down ; To the safety of the town

6. Don’t struggle like that or I will only love you more

7. We’re the dreams you’re believing ; Crawling up the walls

8. Look at your fingers end all time ;Chop your head off say goodbye

9. Where did you come from, angel?

10. Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of money

11. Lies come hard in disguise ; They need to fight it out.

12. I’m going down by the river, where its warm and green

13. If you surrender ; You’ll feel no pain ; ‘Cause I’m the master of this game

14. No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine ; He’s haunted by something he cannot define.

15. Vengeance is boiling ; Hes returned to kill the light

16. My favorite weapon ;Is the look in your eyes

The Movies

1. “In nineteen minutes, this area’s gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.”

2. “To feel. ‘Cause you’ve never done it, you can never know it. But it’s as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock… ticking.”

3. “He sits there just *waiting* to be trussed up and gagged!”

4. “…so we can play a game….It’s called, “Is There a God?”

5. It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don’t believe in coincidences.

6. “Well, I wouldn’t argue that it wasn’t a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork. “

7. “Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”

8. “I’m sure you have a perfectly good explanation for this, but I’m buggered if I know what it is.”

9. “Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence. “

10. “Fuck you, fuckball.”

11. “Man shouldn’t have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. “

12. “Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It’s one billionth our size and it’s beating us.”

13. “Well, you better not be. I don’t want no commies in my car. No Christians either.”

14. “What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake.”

15. “It’s a beautiful thing, alimony. You lose a husband, you get a car. Think it’ll help me pick up dudes?”

16. “We all have our little foibles, and mine is the prompt settling of accounts. ”

Mixed Media

1. “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”

2. “Be proud, Mr. Woo.”

3. “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

4. “But it’s a tough thing to prosecute Michael Jackson, y’know? Because everyone’s entitled to a jury of their peers! You could run the vaccuum up and down the gene pool 24/7 without suckin’ up *this* much of whatever *that* has become.”

5. “Darkness. The town is being devoured by darkness! Strength must overcome petty desire, childish sleep talk! I knew this day would come…”

6. “Neurotoxin. *cough* So deadly… ch-choking… hahahaha – I’m kidding.”

7. “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

8. Leroooooooooooooooooooooy Jennnnnnnnnkinsssssssssssssssssss!