ow ow ow

Sometime in the night, gnomes showed up and beat the crap out of me. That is the only explanation as to why I woke up so freaking sore/stiff.

well, that or it was because I walked most of yesterday on one toe (due to a minor surgery on my heel)

Either way, today everything -from my earlobes down- hurts. If I had it, I would pay good money for a massage.