Mare: i am so clumsy
Mister Man: You ok baby?
Mare: i was scratching my nose and walking; so of course I stubbed my toe and jabbed my thumbnail into the flesh of my inner nose, causing an audible *SRNCH* noise and a nose bleed. Clearly, I am not meant to do two things at once.
Mister Man: Awwwwww baby, are you ok?
Mare: my nose stopped bleeding so I am going to assume “yes”
Mister Man: My poor baby *kisss*
Mare: *sneezes*….. *checks Kleenex (just in case)*
Mare: oh, good. Didn’t spray arterial blood this time, go me.
Mister Man: Always a plus!!!!
Mare: that’s what I always say