Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In August I broke willful_zephyr‘s X-Box (-12 points). Last month I pushed ambientsidewalk in the mud (-17 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed merovingian‘s flat tire (15 points). In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-713 points). For Christmas I deserve moldy sandwich an Orbital DEATH RAY!

Sincerely,
triplemare

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    1. Maybe… If she leaps into the mud after you to wrassle, definitely not. +200 points for that.

      Breaking ‘s XBox is -500 points though, so Orbital Death Ray it is!

      She’s got a few days left though, and I’m sure I can come up with some ways to make up for that whole Canadian Dictatorship thing. 😉

      1. I shoulda put the warning label on the results:

        Not all Santa prizes available to every participant….or….Some entries in the Santa giveaway have been altered to allow for better prizes…or…Canadian dictators may also have l337 haxx0r skillz and can change simple HTML for better prizes. Either way, 😉

        And mud isn’t a bad thing. I hear it is very beneficial to the skin.

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