It is time. Yes, time for a new quote meme. I have faith in your abilities as pop-culture gods. Therefore, this one will have quotes from movies, TV commercials, radio ads, video games, books, songs. Nothing is sacred. 🙂
Please to give me: The name of the source. who said or performed it, and what it is (i.e., game, radio spot, book, etc.)
I encourage you to *NOT* cheat and Google your answers.
(These are the *easy* ones)
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1. ” I’ve been a bad, bad girl.” HINT: Not a song
bearkatkitten
The Red Queen; Resident Evil (movie)
2. “I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days. Best-seller too!”
3. “Does everybody know right now exactly where you are?”
4. “I’m on a horse.”
squidflakes
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like ; TV commercial for Old Spice (TV commerical)
5. “He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I’ll chase him ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give him up! ”
the_xtina
Khan; Star Trek II, the Wrath of Khan (movie)
6. “You got your job and I got mine. Same job, too. Don’t you whine at me, Jack and don’t make me chase you no mo’. You’re a coppiceman, same as ever was.”
the_xtina & scarybaldguy
Speedy; Black House (book)
7. “So simple anyone can operate it. After a background check, a training course, and a five day waiting period.”
willful_zephyr
Announcer; BUD LIGHT BEER, MR. T-SHIRT LAUNCHER INVENTOR (radio ad)
8. “Though circumstance has knocked you down, there is nothing gained by staying within it’s reach”
9. “Yes, my wife. She’s waiting at the entrance of the barracks. She comes there every day. But they won’t let her in. Now she’s trying to peep between the bars. She doesn’t yet know I’m absent, but she suspects it…Those big tragic eyes of hers-with that martyred look they always had. Oh, how she got on my nerves.”
10. “Yeah, well, I’m an expert in … nameology!”
badcat42077
Paul Smecker; The Boondock Saints (movie)
11. “Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an ‘unsatisfactory’ mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!”
squidflakes
GLaDOS ; Portal (video game)
12. “I know what “it” means well enough, when I find a thing, ‘it’s’ generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?”
kid_lit_fan
The Duck; Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (book)
13. “Well, I ought to. I spent the entire afternoon bumsening like mad with this ghastly old producer who promised to get me a contract.”
bkwrrm_tx
Sally ; Cabaret (movie)
14. “What the hell are you staring at? Do you have any idea what it’s like out there? Do you? Well I’m fighting this thing man, it’s like kick ass, or kiss ass, and I’m busting heads! It’s the only way to win this fucking war.”
bkwrrm_tx
Andrew Scott / GR13 ; Universal Soldier (movie)
15. “Relax, it’s just a corpse. Jump at every little thing down here and you’ll wear yourself out.”
16. “Hey… you wanna see something really scary?“
squidflakes
Car Passenger ; Twilight Zone: The Movie (movie)
17. “The scout ants track it back into the mound — and here’s the really good part — everybody dies, even the queen. And while there’s joy in all creatures living in harmony, it’s nothing compared to wasting fire ants.”
trickykitty & theglen
Announcer; Antstop Orthene Fire Ant Killer (radio ad)
18. “….Blammo….”
ETA: So, I mis-quoted this one. I am going to give it you guys because I screwed it up.
“….whacko…” is what it should have been.
Richie; Steven King’s “IT” (book)
The Process 
4.) New Old Spice commercials
11.) Portal. Room #9.
16.) The Twilight Zone movie, once at the beginning and once at the end.
Yup, yup and yup. Updated.
1) Fiona Apple, “Smooth Criminal”
5) Khan (sp), Star Trek II
6) [eta] Uh uh uh Talisman by King/Straub, that guy on normal!Earth, who helped Jack, damn it I can’t remember his name.
10) Probably Buffy. :p
([eta] Note: That’s not actually a guess.)
18) From Ren & Stimpy — the creators of Log.
6) Are you thinking of Speedy Parker?
YES. THANK YOU. Stupid clunky memory.
Adding your name to #6 as you helped nail down the answer.
Right character/universe. Wrong book. 🙂
*blink*
*looks it up*
Oh oops. Black House, right right. I forgot there was a sequel.
Yep, 🙂 –> updated!
Oh, oops, forgot the media types.
1) song
5) movie
6) book
18) cartoon
Nope
yup – updated the list
See other comment, 🙂
nope
nope
“Criminal”, then, and my poor brain needs more ibuprofen, then.
Well, no, you wouldn’t say “no” if I was 3/4 of the way there…
*wracks brain*
OH. Pink! “Diary” or “Dear Diary” or something! Hurr.
first one
Nope. (hint: not a song)
2. Bruce Almighty
nope, 🙂
10 sounds like it comes from a Pratchett book somewhere. Something Rincewind or Granny Weatherwax would say.
It does, doesn’t it?
But, nope.
1. ” I’ve been a bad, bad girl.”
Song: Fiona Apple, “Criminal,” Tidal
No’m.
(Hint: not a song)
Saffron, Firefly, TV?
Nope.
Although, when I used this quote I didn’t realize that it was so widely dispersed. I am 1/2 tempted to toss it….
7 – Real Men Of Genius: Mr T-shirt Launcher Inventor
Yep! Updated!
1) “Criminal”, by Fiona Apple.
Damn! I know (7), but I’m drawing a blank!
1. Is not a song. 🙂
7. Answered already. Looks like just before you responded.
15 reminds me of either Indiana Jones or The Mummy, but I don’t know for sure, so I know I don’t actually get credit for semi-random guessing.
#17 – AMDRO commercial! I knew that one – those commercials are awesome.
Close enough — I had a difficult time remembering WHICH ant poison it was, too.
Updated!
15. Dana Scully, The X-files (TV)
12. The 10th Doctor, Dr. Who (TV) – but really if he said it somehow I think it came from elsewhere
Also, kudos for including Khan; that quote is one of the best from the movie.
15. No’m.
12. No’m. (if he did say it, it definitely came fro elsewhere)
Thankees! I love me some Ricardo!
Updated! (you and TrickyKitty answered at the same time)
13 – cabaret
14 – Is this Universal Soldier?
Indeed they are, and updated both. 🙂
10 – Agent Paul Smecker, “The Boondock Saints”
Feel like Riverdancing? 😀
Yup!
Deeedit dee dee deedly dooodly doodly….
Updated! 🙂
Dang! How did I miss that one? (My daughters favorite movie).
12 is from Alice in Wonderland (I knew right off because of the snottiness; seriously, everyone in that damn book has a serious ‘tude. One of the Caucus Race creatures.
13. Oops, someone got 13 already, it’s from Cabaret.
I shoulda know YOU would get 12, 🙂
Updated!
13 is Caberet, if I recall my tones of voice correctly…:D
annnd…one day I’ll read the comments before commenting…:laughing:
Hee, no worries doll.
There are a small grouping still left. 🙂
1.) Resident Evil; the red queen, movie
10.) Boondock Saints; willem defoe; detective smecker, movie
Yepper! Updated.
Be proud — you are the only one who didn’t guess that as song lyrics first.