I was stuck behind a mini-van on the way to school this morning, so I had ample opportunity to read all the bumper stickers (there were a LOT) plastered to the back.

Most of them were about GOD and anti-abortion and huzzah Confederate Flag and how wonderful XYZ Church is and oh, btw MILF on board. Right below the Yay, Church! and to the left of the MILF was one proclaiming themselves the proud parent of a Cougar!*

I giggled non-stop for the rest of my ride into town.

* – Yes, I am very aware that it was referencing a mascot for a school. It was the placement that tickled the hell out of me. 🙂