Additionally? I just found that she has eaten more than half of the processed cheese-like food (read: american cheese slices) that she loves for her sandwiches. Granted, they are hers. No one else will eat the nasty things. But, I just bought those less than 3 days ago. We should not already be below the halfway mark! This is in addition to the gone-through-a-banana-cluster in the same amount of time.
o.0
Now, I KNOW that kids her age eat with two forks; it’s all part and parcel of the incredible physical demands of growth. But, goddamn. I may have to take out a secondary mortgage just to keep up with the teen-feedings.
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You’ve seen this right?
Personally I’m CACKLING with sadistic anticipation for when the bits in my icon hit that age…
I have seen that — and it is eerily accurate.
I can’t wait to see all their hijinks! There’s two of them. That means that they outnumber you and cell23.
I ate that much cheese growing up. That was one of my favorite after-school snacks.
PS – I now eat string cheese after work. This habit of cheese snacks has not stopped.
I don’t mind that she eat them.
I mind that she eats 18 at a go. In addition to the rest of the things she consumes for snacks. Because, whoanelly…
I am seriously considering putting a lock on the pantry/fridge.