Babe’s and Treasure

As I previously mentioned, I was up at my Mom’s house in DFW this weekend. We were supposed to work on her garage, do some packing and sorting for her upcoming move.
And we did.
Sort of.
Mostly what we did was gab and eat, though. Boy howdy did we eat.

Saturday afternoon we went to a place called Babe’s Chicken Dinner House. Have y’all heard of this place? It is a bastion of chicken-fried _meat_ with the appropriate side dishes served alongside.  You don’t actually get to order the sides. There is a process, you see.

The waitperson comes to your table, gathers your drink order and asks if you want biscuits. When she returns, she brings the drinks and biscuits – whether or not you actually said “yes” to her previous query. At this point, you are asked to “pick yer meat” from the list that she belts out. Believe me when I say “belts out.” Our server was a teeny little college coed, maybe 85 pounds (sopping wet with rocks in her pockets.) She was equipped with lungs that would have made any Hells Angel weep with gratitude. In spite of the overwhelming noise, I could hear her just fine. I couldn’t make out a blessed thing she was saying because she was yelling so fast, though. Her diction was like a train rolling through a small Texas town at 5 AM. Loud and picking up speed as it went along.

“First, you pick out your meat. All your sides will get served when it comes out. The sides are mashedpotatoes with gravy, greenbeanscorn. OH! And you get a green salad. The meats that you canchoosefromare friedchickensmokedchickenfriedtenderspotroast (*deep breath*) or catfish.”

Bold equals yelling. After the third run through of her spiel, I gave up and ordered the chicken fried steak. It was the only thing in the meat list that I could make out.
The whole meal was an exercise in delicious excess.  The steak, when it came out, covered the entire plate. I’m not kidding. That thing was bigger than some pizzas I’ve ordered. The side vegetables come out as if you’re eating dinner at your country Grandmother’s house. Everything was set on the table to be communally shared.  Every last bit of the food was so high in fat that I could feel my arteries slamming shut, just looking at it.
I’m pretty sure that the smashed potatoes had more than their fair share of heavy whipping cream beat into them. The green beans were swimming in bacon fat, the corn was swimming in butter. The biscuits were hot and flaky and pre-buttered. The salad was chopped up iceberg with some sort of oil & vinegar dressing already on it. And they bring the gravy in a huge bowl with a spoon in it.

I would say that if your blood pressure can stand a once-in-awhile grease fest – go and see Babe’s Chicken Dinner House. The décor alone is worth the price of dinner.

The entire interior is patterned after small-town Texas. Complete with motels & other local businesses.
That was the right hand view from our table.
"Babe always did like chickens."

Eventually, we did do a little work. I got some things off the high shelves (Mom is all of 5’2” when she stretches) for her. We sorted out a large pile of Moll’s old clothes – The Girl made out like a well-dressed bandit. Best of all? We went through the bookshelves. In the process of streamlining her library, I *may* have brought some books back with me.

"Look, Wanda. Treasure!"

Many of those are old favorites. Some are hardbound copies of books that I already have. But there are lots of new words that I have yet to read in there. Thousands of new words for me! I get to put my slimy eye-trails on them first, too.

If you’re looking at that last sentence, wondering just what the hell I am talking about – well, chances are that you didn’t read race with your folks. When I was growing up, my Dad & I were a touch competitive. One of the things we did was read a novel at the same time to see who could read it the quickest, and still retain information from it. We’d usually finish within a week or two from each other and then the quizzing would begin.

“Who’s the protagonist? What’s his full name?”
“What was the climax of the story? When did it happen?”
“Did you think the underlying theme was yadda yadda yadda?”
I don’t remember how it got started. What I do recall is my Dad buying books and telling me “Don’t read my new book! You’ll get slimy eye-trails all over my words!” Over the years, I guess it stuck.  It remains one of my very favorite things to do. As an aspiring writer, I sincerely hope that people enjoy putting slimy eye-trails all over my words.

I mean…that is the whole point, isn’t it?

2 thoughts on “Babe’s and Treasure

  1. “Don’t read my new book! You’ll get slimy eye-trails all over my words!”

    Best, most apt, description I’ve ever heard for how I feel about my new books! *laugh*

    1. I’m very possessive of my new words.

      Do you find yourself sitting up at night, with the book open, promising yourself “Just one more chapter. No way can I sleep without knowing what happens to Goodnik McProtagonist!”

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