• Name of Reporter:  Bon Steele
• Version or Build:  Unknown, no backend documentation provided with build
• Module or component:  Female, uterine and associated bits
• Platform / Operating System:  Human
• Type of error: Design Flaw
• Priority:  Major
• Severity: High
• Status:  Entered (again)
• Summary: Intermittent Hardware Issues Across Multiple Platforms
• Description: Varied behaviors across different platforms. [Please see Defect Behavior.]

Design Flaw Report

Intermittent Hardware Failure(s) Across Multiple Platforms

Steps to reproduce vary according to platform. Some users are reporting a 28-day cycle with regular and reproducible errors. Other users are stating that the defect happens sporadically, with no fixed pattern. We also have reports where the defect happens in a continual manner.

In these instances, the user often requires a patch to maintain normal functioning.

DEFECT BEHAVIOR

• Fluid leakage
  • Occasional detritus, in some cases
• Discomfort within the main system
  • In many cases, pain at a 6 or better has been reported.
    [Please see accompanying diagram.]
• Accompanying failures of systems
  • Intestinal is the most reported
• Discomfort and/or malfunction of critical systems
  • Headache
  • Muscle fatigue and/or pain, often at a 4 or better.
    [Please see accompanying diagram.]

• Endocrine and/or hormonal fluctuations
  • These can create a multitude of issues including (but not limited to):
    • Irrational behavior
    • Unstable fuel consumption
    • Chassis covering eruptions
    • Interrupted down time or broken sleep functionality

We recommend pulling this functionality from production until these issues have been resolved.

PAIN DIAGRAM