Life is pretty amazing, wouldn’t you say?
I mean, it is this constant, ever-moving, ever-changing maelstrom. A Sharknado, if you will, that is full of lessons for you to grasp.

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Life is pretty amazing, wouldn’t you say?
I mean, it is this constant, ever-moving, ever-changing maelstrom. A Sharknado, if you will, that is full of lessons for you to grasp.
Sometimes those lessons are gently handed to you. Sometimes, you get bitchslapped with them. Either way, you need to take those lessons and apply them. Otherwise, what’s the fucking point?

Things that I Have Learned, Just This Week Alone:

One must really, really pay attention to the headings for online gradebooks. Grade weight ≠ Actual grade.  (i.e., that was not a 40 out of 100)  Knowing this fact will keep the HOMIGAWD flailing to a minimum.

Ginger, chipotle, turbinado sugar, butter, cinnamon, and raisins in oatmeal is delicious. We would not have found this out without a bit of before-coffee cooking.  No burn units were attended for this breakfast.

Sexy variety shows are made of win and awesome. They are especially fun with a largish group of your friends. I HIGHLY recommend going to one or four of these. If you cannot make it, try finding a burlesque show in your area.

If you start to trip during a run on your treadmill, do NOT go and Google “treadmill accident” or look at any of the videos that pop up from that search. Just sayin’.
::JIBBLIES::

Celebrate yourself every day; even if just means looking in the mirror and telling yourself that you are awesome, with fantastic PJs and house.

So. Those were my little lessons that I got this week. What were yours?