Conversations With Mister Man

ME: *is nomming softly on his forehead to wake MM up*
MM: *sleepily* Why are you nomming on my head?
ME: Tasty brains!
MM: If you eat all my tasty brains, I will forget everything! It will be, CHOMP! Forgotten how to drive! CHOMP! Forgotten our first date!
ME: *sad panda face*