
The Girl: Moooooooooom! Come help me decide what video game to play.
ME: Ugh! Why can’t you make up your own mind about this sort of stuff?
TG: Well, if I play too scary of a game, I will be up all night. But, the other ones are boring.
ME: Here. Try Max Payne. You get to be a hit man.
TG: Like an assassin, eh? I’ve done that.
ME: Pfft, like when?
TG: *sinister, quiet whisper* Mister Man hired me.
ME: 0_o
* – I’ve never been more proud.