JESUS CHRIST MY CHILD IS EVIL.*

Pure, unadulterated evil.
Pure, unadulterated evil.

The Girl:  Moooooooooom!  Come help me decide what video game to play.
ME:  Ugh! Why can’t you make up your own mind about this sort of stuff?
TG:  Well, if I play too scary of a game, I will be up all night. But, the other ones are boring.
ME:  Here. Try Max Payne. You get to be a hit man.
TG:  Like an assassin, eh? I’ve done that.
ME:  Pfft, like when?
TG:  *sinister, quiet whisper*  Mister Man hired me.
ME: 0_o

 

 

* – I’ve never been more proud.

Happy Longest Day of the Year

For those what celebrate it, happiest of solstices to you.

 

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Even if you don’t, just look at that sunrise! Look at it!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am hanging out today with a friend. We plan to go shopping, and then put together a gloriously fancy chicken dinner. Then, we shall play Skylanders until our thumbs stop working.
All in all, a good day shall be had.