~ Bon Steele

I was going to say that I am a fairly easy person to get along with.

But, that would be a lie. A small one, to be sure but a lie nonetheless.

*Usually* I am a fairly easy person to get along with. Usually. However, I do have some pet peeves that will set me off like a firecracker you bought at the edge of town; not terribly pretty and MAN, the noise!

My work provides drinks for its employees. Nice. Crates and cases of sodas, juice, flavored water etc. Pretty much the stuff you can get at a Costco.
Lots and lots of Coca-Cola products, as you can imagine.

Personally, I’m a Pepsi drinker. I know I’m in the minority here in Texas and I accept that. I will drink Coke but its not my favorite. I like Pepsi.

*veers back on track*

Now, how the system works – or should – is that there is fridge provided to put sodas in. Usually its stocked full of the CC products and juice and whatnot. These folks cannot seem to grasp the concept of efficient refrigerator packing but, whatever. I usually chuck a few Pepsii(*) into the cooler and drink them (replacing them as I use them) throughout the week.
That way, I always have an ice cold soda to swill come afternoon.

Some Shoggoth (http://www.livejournal.com/users/naamah_darling/25196.html#cutid3, thanks naamah_darling) has been snagging the Pepsi out of the fridge and not replacing it.

Am I being a complete jerk when I say that they suck gangrenous donkey dick and should have their rude asses fired into the sun?

Really, how hard is it to walk the two feet to the stack of soda cases and replace what you are taking? This is, btw on the same level of rudeness as taking the last cup of coffee in the morning and not making fresh. Or leaving the 1/8th of a cup in the pot to burn into a crisp, black coffee tart in the bottom of the pot overnight.

So… to the guy (I’m assuming) who is taking the Pepsi and not having the common courtesy God granted little green piss-ants to replace what you took — you suck and I hope your testicles shrivel into grape growths dangling beneath that useless thing you’ll never father children with.

Just sayin’.

* – not a misspelling. Pepsii is the plural form of cans of Pepsi and that is all there is to be said on THAT subject.

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  2. I have to agree with (by the way, that’s a great username) on this one. You’d be happier if there were no Pepsi coursing through your veins.

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    1. shot into the sun, where they may live for the briefest of agony-filled moments.

      But then, I’m known to be somewhat vindictive. 😉

      *hug* Kisses from the Marian would help! :X

      /flirt

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      2. The Human Torch Ain’t Got Nothing on Me

        You, my pretty…you should be reclining on a velvet-covered chaise lounge while being served champagne (or Starbucks, whatever you prefer). Toes being kissed, hair being brushed, music playing just loud enough to hear the beat.

        Total hedonism whilst you recuperate. That’s what I recommend.

      3. Re: The Human Torch Ain’t Got Nothing on Me

        sounds like you’re right! 😉

        although my toes being kissed would squick me out; try maybe … my inner thighs.

        *pounces on you*

  4. stuff

    Try putting a friendly, though sharp, little note, asking them POLITELY to replace what they are removing.

    The second note, on the other hand, might refer to an ability to read, understand, or actually think. But, at least you would have made an honest attempt at civility first. They may not even realize someone is stocking it personally, no matter HOW obvious the facts may be.

    Just a suggestion.

    R

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  5. If someone fucked with my PEPSII productus….I’d give them a choice:

    SPRAYED DIRECTLY BY A SKUNK, or SHOCKED MY ELECTRIC EELS.

    PEPSI is the shiznit…and PEPSII too. 😉

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  6. Yikes

    Remember, you work in high-tech. Expecting things like common courtesy and manners on a regular basis is… well, just plain silly. Recall that many of these hairless apes are only on the briefest of terms with hygeine, and are still not quite certain that female humans actually exist.

    In our shop, it’s actually someone’s job to restock the soda pop. So, your issue never occurs.

    However!

    The Bottled Water is *not* covered under this. So, frequently, water drinkers like me have to face the spectre of ‘trickle-bottle’. And replacing the bottle. And the gawdam water being lukewarm because it hasn’t been chilled by the machine yet. And having to get ice from the icemaker that produces not ice, but a curious frozen liquid that looks like ice, but tastes like ass.

    Don’t even get me started on our refrigerators.

    So! I feel your pain. When I get trickle-bottle, I send company-wide email about it. And I’m not nice. Sometimes, it even works.

    Nerds are, usually, a cowardly and superstitious lot. A cranky email from a female might cow them into submission (or keep them away from your preferred beverage).

    Failing that, neuter the bastards.

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