errrrr…
did i have plans tonight?

for lo, my brain is fried and i cannot recall

If your massage therapist has come *all* the way out to your home – and NOT charged the usual travel fee – and is doing deep tissue work on your fucked up hips and lumbar, it is important to remember ONE thing.

Please, do not fart in his face.

That is all.

Dear Clueless Fuckwit,

Back off. You do not know with whom you are jacking with. If I have to tell you again, there will be blood.

Got it?

<3,
me