There is a cake in the break room.
Lush smells of pumpkin and spice drift from it. It looks to be iced in cream cheese type frosting. Two layers of moist. fluffy cake with pearly icing on the outside and between layers.
It’s a trap.
There's a learning curve.
an indulgent blog about indulgence
"You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me." ~C.S. Lewis
I have issues. So do you.
Tales of the everyday, with recipes
Restoring a 1915 farmhouse plus one or two other passions.
Me, uncensored.
Incurable Illness + Life = still a pretty good time
Adventures in the world of history
delivered directly to my computer monitor on an all too regular basis...
Leverhulme Funded Project at University of Exeter: Adopting a New Methodological Approach to Early Modern Women's Work
Every day brings a little of both
That's "Dr. Slut" to You
Updating Early Modern Recipes (1600-1800) in a Modern Kitchen
and other excellent advice, probably.
fashion // lifestyle // glamour // blog // #wegotthelook
Follow me as I live la vida loca (but sober)
You Are Stronger Than You Think
A literary blog of poet, playwright and essayist Rachael Stanford
The Personal is Historical
Writings and musings of a badger.
Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting...
S.L.A.V. Conductor
Don't need to be cool to be kind.
A lifelong gamer writes with a cynical view
TURN THE VOLUME UP
- Is this a wicker basket we're in?
A lifelong Dallas, Texas teacher moves to a tiny village in Northwest Alaska. At the beginning of January. Hilarity ensues.
Once upon a Time, in rural North Texas, there lived an Idiot.
"If you hoard imagination, it dies a lonely death."
exploring a particular method of generating words and images
Bits of life outside of the gym
Author, Blogger, Social Media Jedi
Dallas's Pretty Much Only Carnivorous Plant Gallery
Author. Blogger. Chipmunk enthusiast.
a delicious little blog about food and life
There's a learning curve.
A hopeful hermit on her journey to enlightenment.
Dark Worlds. Fierce Hope. Queer Joy.
The Process 
It’s a trick, get an axe.
Swallow your soul, swallow your soul!
*grin* *hugs*
second best answer
This is the brain. We have seen this kind of thing before. Do not engage, repeat, do *not* engage. You’re being LUUURRRRRRED in.
“…Ah…you’re breaking up there, brain. Looks like we got pumpkin cake. We’re gonna do a fly by and check out the icing.”
It is a trap. You’ll be eaten by a grue.
I light a candle.
The grue skulks away pouting. No human dinner today!