Why, *these* are:::
1. The fuck it isn’t! I know Anubis when I see Him!
austingoddess Bloodsucking Pharaohs from Pittsburgh
2. Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I’m ever going to Spain anyway.
bearkatkitten Buffy, The Vampire Slayer
5. These ain’t no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!
7. I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want to avoid any cheese.
8. The power of television, of public exposure – it scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor’s own children to throw rocks at him!
11. Hookers, man! Where the hookers?
scarybaldguy Cannonball Run
14. If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking *German!* Singing “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…”
trigeekgirl A Fish Called Wanda
The Process 
11. Cannonball Run.
Gratz!
Yes, the original Cannonball Run with Jackie Chan, Jamie Farr, and a TON of others. Such a bad, cheesy fun movie.
That movie was the reason I bought a Trans Am for my second car. Sadly, it wasn’t black.
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer… said by Buffy.
Exactly!
Another great line is the one where Benny is floating outside of Pike’s window, all vamped out.
BENNY: Let me in, Pike. I’m hungry!
PIKE: You’re *floating*!
Hah, yeah, that’s like my favorite scene in the whole movie.
14. Young Frankenstein?
Nope. 🙂
Young Frankenstein is also a fantastic movie for lines. Anything Mel Brooks generally is, though.
14 – A Fish Called Wanda maybe?
It seems familiar and my mind is assigning it to that movie…which means absolutely nothing, really. 😉
🙂
WENDY: My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.
OTTO: Don’t call me stupid.
WENDY: Why on earth not?
She really did have some of the best snarky lines.
5. Easy Rider
7. Blair Witch
8. Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
And sweeps the rest!
I love that line from Blair Witch because the whole movie is nothing BUT cheese LOL