Month: February 2008
Guten Morgan mein schottzies!
Not much to say. Saw this, though. The video keeps giving me a “clip unavailable” though. 😦
WDC = weather dot com
ME = me
WDC: Hi! *perks about being chipper and flashy* What do you need? I got coverage nationwide!!!. I can tell you all about the latest weather disasters. PLUS! I have pictures of cute fuzzy kittens.
ME: Just tell me the pollen levels, today. *sneeze*
WDC: I have this nifty new tool that will let you…
ME: No. Just tell me pollen levels for Austin.
WDC: Ok. But, first I need to get you to complete this survey. *survey pops up*
ME: *exasperated sigh* No. Pollen levels. *blows nose*
WDC: Sure, no problem. *loads 10-day weather forecast for another city*
ME: What the?! NO. I do not need to know about St. Louis. I _need_ to know about Austin pollen levels. *wipes streaming eyes*
WDC: Oh, yeah. OK. You sure you don’t want to fill out this survey? *pops up survey again*
ME: GAH!! NO! Just load the fucking allergy forecast you fucking fucker!
WDC: Oh, why didn’t you say so? *loads pollen forecast* Here you go!
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Tree Pollen activity for yesterday, 02/22/08:
High
Most active tree pollen types:
* Cedar
* Elm
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ME: Christ on a cracker. For *TODAY*, you moron.
WDC: I don’t have that, yet.
ME: *gives up and takes allergy medication*
What is left?
Why, *these* are:::
1. The fuck it isn’t! I know Anubis when I see Him!
austingoddess Bloodsucking Pharaohs from Pittsburgh
2. Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I’m ever going to Spain anyway.
bearkatkitten Buffy, The Vampire Slayer
5. These ain’t no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!
7. I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want to avoid any cheese.
8. The power of television, of public exposure – it scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor’s own children to throw rocks at him!
11. Hookers, man! Where the hookers?
scarybaldguy Cannonball Run
14. If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking *German!* Singing “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…”
trigeekgirl A Fish Called Wanda
The Process 