1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it’s guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING / using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.

Because this has an open invitation to the Tam, the movies will of necessity be a bit more obscure. Also, you must give the character who said it. *insert maniacal laughter,…here*

1. The fuck it isn’t! I know Anubis when I see Him!

2. Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I’m ever going to Spain anyway.

3. We always knew you were a whoopsie…
fax_celestis Stardust

4. I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!
shaolin_geek Spaceballs

5. These ain’t no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!

6. I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science.
jagwire One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

7. I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want to avoid any cheese.

8. The power of television, of public exposure – it scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor’s own children to throw rocks at him!

9. Don’t you try to cast one of your voodoo spells on me, native woman.
kid_lit_fan Hairspray

10. You make it a point of never attacking a weaker party than yourselves, and when you attack a stronger one you invariably get thrashed!
arthurthedented The Pirates of Penzance

11. Hookers, man! Where the hookers?

12. Thanks for calling. I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.
friskykitten64 Dick Tracy

13. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
kid_lit_fan So, I Married an Axe Murderer

14. If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking *German!* Singing “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…”

15. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me. Take her clothes off and bring her to me.
shaolin_geek and woadwolf MASH

Dear Self,

Please take old towels with you when you go to pill friend’s cat this evening. In spite of looking like a fluffy squirrel-cat, he is the most vicious….look he’ll tear your….Lookit the boooonesssss!!!!

Concerned for our skin,
~The Mgmt.

Dear Head/Sinuses,

Stop. That. Cedar season is *over*.

No love,
~Same folks

Dear Makers of Exedrine,

Thank you. thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Love you!
~me

Also? I watched some Drawn Together the other day. No big deal (well, other than the fact of it being some seriously Fucked Up Shit(tm). When I got up this morning the Summerkins was watching cartoons. Apparently The Kids Next Door was on. I was listening with half an ear when I realized that they shared a common voice actor.

“Numbah Five” and “Foxxy Love” are one and the same!!

EDIT

Also?

OMG, she’s cute!!!