1. Where is your cell phone?
On my desk
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Decide which one
3. Your hair?
slowly growing out
4. Where is your father?
somewhere in Dallas
5. Cheesecake?
mine is better
6. Your favorite thing to do?
make people giggle
7. Your dream last night?
interrupted by cats
8. Your favorite drink?
lately, its wine
9. Your dream car?
something jet-propelled
10. The room you’re in?
lab of doooom
11. George Bush?
sucks syphlititc rats
12. Your fears?
way too numerous
13. Nipple rings?
h ha, no
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Girlie and D
15. What you’re good at?
cooking and fucking
16. Your best friends?
are the bestest
17. One of your wish list items?
located at <a href="Amazon
18. Where did you grow up?
all over TX
19. The last thing you did?
answered last question
20. What are you wearing?
comfy clothes, today
21. Tattoo on the lower back?
higher on back
22. Ketchup?
*blerg* no thanks
23. Your computer?
is a must
24. Your life?
is daily improving
25. Your mood?
pretty good, considering
26. Missing?
my brain meats
27. What are you thinking about right now?
not enough room
28. Your car?
needs a bath
29. Your work?
is stupidly complex
30. Your summer?
lots of commitments
31. Your relationship status?
squishy-heart happy
32. Your favorite color(s):
orange and black
33. Last time you laughed?
earlier this morning
34. Last time you cried?
probably last month
35. High school?
twenty years ago
36. This quiz?
meh, not bad
The Process 
1. Where is your cell phone?
Near my hand
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I have both!
3. Your hair?
just trimmed it
4. Where is your father?
enjoying the afterlife
5. Cheesecake?
turtle, please ma’am
6. Your favorite thing to do?
laugh and nurture
7. Your dream last night?
a choir director?
8. Your favorite drink?
wine or Frangelica
9. Your dream car?
free and economical
10. The room you’re in?
kinda chilly today
11. George Bush?
door, meet ass
12. Your fears?
really way overblown
13. Nipple rings?
ha ha, no
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
gamers and CS
15. What are you not good at?
getting off ass
16. Your best friends?
are mighty pretty
17. One of your wish list items?
many gardening minions
18. Where did you grow up?
Dallas/Ft Worth
19. The last thing you did?
heaved a sigh
20. What are you wearing?
warm snuggly PJ’s
21. Tattoo on the lower back?
‘fraid there is
22. Ketchup?
mixed with mustard
23. Your computer?
needs flat panel
24. Your life?
is looking up!
25. Your mood?
pretty good today
26. Missing?
bone-deep sunshine
27. What are you thinking about right now?
fancy dinner tonight
28. Your car?
hanging in there
29. Your work?
coming up soon
30. Your summer?
few weekend trips
31. Your relationship status?
Love my primary
32. Your favorite color(s):
deep jewel tones
33. Last time you laughed?
probably this morning
34. Last time you cried?
2 nights ago
35. High school?
thankfully long past
36. This quiz?
passes the time
1. Where is your cell phone?
In muh pocket
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I has wife
3. Your hair?
short and red
4. Where is your father?
up in MT
5. Cheesecake?
With chocolate plzorz
6. Your favorite thing to do?
roll funny dice
7. Your dream last night?
me not know
8. Your favorite drink?
The mountain Dew
9. Your dream car?
subaru mini cruiser
10. The room you’re in?
stupid reception CPS
11. George Bush?
sucks syphlititc rats
12. Your fears?
no heights plz
13. Nipple rings?
On chicks hot
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Wife up late
15. What you’re good at?
I don’t know
16. Your best friends?
More like family.
17. One of your wish list items?
Red leather stuff
18. Where did you grow up?
In MT woods
19. The last thing you did?
answered last question
20. What are you wearing?
naked under clothes
21. Tattoo on the lower back?
would like one
22. Ketchup?
Depends… on what?
23. Your computer?
Needs and upgrade
24. Your life?
meh ugh Huh?
25. Your mood?
I’m frickin’ bored
26. Missing?
My social life
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Need to poo
28. Your car?
PIECE OF CANCEROUS-GANGREENOUS-DONKEY-SUCKING-FILTH-RIDDEN-CRAP
29. Your work?
C P S
30. Your summer?
Probably too hot
31. Your relationship status?
Very loving wife
32. Your favorite color(s):
Forest Green … red
33. Last time you laughed?
Few minutes ago
34. Last time you cried?
I’m not telling
35. High school?
TF H S
36. This quiz?
It passes time
1. Where is your cell phone?
On my desk
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
what the fuck?
3. Your hair?
just passed shoulders.
4. Where is your father?
retired in texas
5. Cheesecake?
ew gross nasty
6. Your favorite thing to do?
play games naked
7. Your dream last night?
Heath Ledger crazy
8. Your favorite drink?
crown and coke
9. Your dream car?
one that runs
10. The room you’re in?
office with computer
11. George Bush?
go away, man
12. Your fears?
got a few
13. Nipple rings?
please no pain
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Bon, Connon, and boy
15. What you’re good at?
Creativity and fucking
16. Your best friends?
I love them
17. One of your wish list items?
House with shelves
18. Where did you grow up?
all over TX
19. The last thing you did?
left as is
20. What are you wearing?
my flesh suit
21. Tattoo on the lower back?
flames, chinese symbol
22. Ketchup?
ketchup only please
23. Your computer?
can’t live without
24. Your life?
is getting better
25. Your mood?
actually doing good
26. Missing?
needing food actually
27. What are you thinking about right now?
chinese food leftovers
28. Your car?
needs a bath
29. Your work?
bank in georgetown
30. Your summer?
saving up money
31. Your relationship status?
happy, for once
32. Your favorite color(s):
red and black
33. Last time you laughed?
at bon’s home
34. Last time you cried?
a month ago
35. High school?
13 years ago
36. This quiz?
kept me amused
1. Where is your cell phone?
desk
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
home/need one
3. Your hair?
messy and blah
4. Where is your father?
Florida
5. Cheesecake?
wants to have Mare’s
6. Your favorite thing to do?
fuck
7. Your dream last night?
sex with Carrot Top
8. Your favorite drink?
Starbucks
9. Your dream car?
http://www.teslamotors.com
10. The room you’re in?
HP office
11. George Bush?
no thanks, I’ve had enough
12. Your fears?
I too have many
13. Nipple rings?
both, over ten years ago – out since 2002
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
was working at the office
15. What you’re good at?
blowjobs and basketweaving
(okay I suck at basketweaving)
16. Your best friends?
I do have some
17. One of your wish list items?
also; at Amazon
18. Where did you grow up?
Orlando, FL
19. The last thing you did?
answered last question
20. What are you wearing?
dress clothes – work presentation today
21. Tattoo on the lower back?
yup – all the way across
22. Ketchup?
fall behind?
23. Your computer?
I have… 7 of them
24. Your life?
chaotic at best
25. Your mood?
nervous, pensive
26. Missing?
the point – about some stuff lately
27. What are you thinking about right now?
moving out
28. Your car?
rocks!
29. Your work?
also rocks!
30. Your summer?
will be busy
31. Your relationship status?
confusing
32. Your favorite color(s):
orange
33. Last time you laughed?
in the car a bit ago – XM Comedy
34. Last time you cried?
last night
35. High school?
not popular
36. This quiz?
is … meh?