Dear My Friends and Family in DFW,

Um…
You OK? Property damage at a minimum? Cats (them what has ’em) fine? Let me know.

~Mare

Dear Body,

What? Fuck off! /eddieizzard voice.

~Same Folk

Dear Idiots,

Yeah. Its rain. We have discussed this before. You do NOT need to slow down to a crawl – and believe me 40 in a 65 is a crawl – because there is water coming from the sky. I swear to Rudy that it will rain again. Now get the hell out of my way. Or I will KEEL you.

~Irritated woman behind the wheel