Pumpkin-Chicken Soup

WARNING AND DISCLAIMER….

This soup is SPICY. It is meant to be. Think of it as a head-cold/flu bane, mmmkay?

It is also peasant food, i.e., meant to be served over a carb. I suggest a nice white rice. Use something aromatic and mild like Jasmine.

It makes a metric fuck-ton. For gods sakes, use a *very* large pot or be prepared to have orangey-soup splatters everywhere.

* 2 med onions (for this soup, use yellow or white as red onion makes the soup an ugly color), chopped
* 2 red and/or green peppers, chopped
* 4 to 5 garlic cloves, minced (This is a guess. I usually do +/- two heaping tablespoons of the pre-minced from a jar.)
* 2 tbsp. oil (something heavy enough to saute in that won’t burn/smoke)
* 1-2 lbs chicken boobs, cut into slightly bigger than bite sized pieces
* 5 cups chicken broth/stock
* 1 cup dry(ish) white wine (generally I use whatever I have leftover in the fridge. I’ve used a riesling and gotten away with it.)
* 1/2 tsp. dry crushed red hot peppers
* 1 large can tomatoes, coarsely chopped (open can, stick in kitchen shears. *snip snip snip* VOILA! coarsely chopped ‘maters)
* 2 cans pumpkin (please for the love of all that is holy – PLAIN pumpkin. NOT the already pie spiced version)
* pinch of red curry powder (go to an Indian market for this; worth it)
* pinch of cinnamon (dry)
* pinch of nutmeg (dry)
* 2 bay leaves (dry)
* 1/3 cup peanut butter (smooth or creamy; personally I prefer creamy–so that is what is usually in my pantry)
* salt
* pepper
* hot cooked rice

Directions

In large pot, saute the peppers, onions and garlic until onions begin to brown.
Toss in the chicken and saute until no longer pink.
De-glaze pot with the wine…add broth and stir.
Add everything else except the peanut butter and give it another stir.
Let that simmer over med-low for about an hour.
Add peanut butter and give it another stir.
Another hour of simmer, on low now.
Make the rice.
Once rice* is done, turn off heat under soup. Put rice in bowl. Ladle soup over rice.
Om nom nom nom.


* – do not use instant rice. Instant rice is the fru-eets of the devil.

baa, etc.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool.

Man, the director of music for my movie is on crack.