Dear Denizens of Hwy 183-Austin,

A hale and hearty “fuck you!” to all those morons on this particular stretch of highway. You managed to make a stressful day even more exciting by slamming on your brakes because of the cops on the side of the road. The cops were HELPING someone else who had run out of gas. I know this because you freaking stopped traffic for a minute. The fact that you were in the middle lane and damn near caused multiple accidents was just the icing on this particular cake. The next time you do something like that, I am going to find out where you live and come plant my foot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting leather for the rest of the month.
I hope that we have cleared up any misconceptions about your driving responsibilities.

Thanks,

The Mgmt