You pus encrusted fucktard. You suck shit out of syphilitic goat ass. I hope that brain you aren’t using reaches down through your neck and chokes the snot out of you while screaming about all its wasted years in your headcase. I hope your prostate simultaneously and violently explodes, spewing the inside of your giant, penis-truck with gobbets of what’s left of your withered cock. I hope all of this happens the next time you decide to leave the house, causing you to swerve off the road into a ditch, leaving the rest of the road safe FOR EVERYBODY ELSE!
Got the hell scared out of me and The Girlie on the way home.
The Process 
That’s the most impressive display of profanity I have *ever* seen. And rightfully generated, of course. WHY are people in this city such assholes on the road but so nice the rest of the time?
It’s a talent she has. 🙂
I should know better by now than to take a bite of breakfast before clicking a cut like that.
Heh; verbal abuse and feng shui. *bats eyes* I am SUCH a catch.
Did I make you spew breakfast chunks? 😀
No – just wish I didn’t have food in my mouth while reading about syphilis and exploding bits. 🙂
Gotcha!
Should I try to make the warnings a bit more explicit?
Nah. I just wasn’t thinking. 🙂
Thank you 🙂
I don’t know. This guy was driving a (think they’re called “doulies”?) giant, white truck with tires bigger than my vehicle. He swerved into my lane and when I tapped my horn to let him know (thinking maybe he couldn’t see me past the obnoxious chrome and gewgaws) he brake-checked me.
I honked (a little longer this time, I admit) to relay my annoyance at his impertinence so he shot me the finger and sped off in a cloud of an overly-rich mix gasoline fumes.
Needless to say, I was a bit ticked.
Re: Thank you 🙂
I think those giant white trucks should be made illegal. I have yet to see someone driving one that isn’t a male with some adequacy issues.
Well. Done.
Thankees 🙂
Like I was telling , I am SUCH a catch with my propensity for verbal spewage.
Ooooh, good one. I seriously hope that driving a giant truck is a sure way to never get laid. Eventually people like that will be bred out of the population.
I am guessing that he is compensating for something?
Either way, I foresee this idiot on next year’s Darwin Awards, sub-heading “Hey, Ya’ll! Watch This!”