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CLOCK: 10:37 AM
BLADDER: (small, quiet voice) Um? I'd...I'd like to pee now.
ME: (somewhat muffled) go'way
BLADDER: (voice somewhat firmer) No.I really do have to go.
ME: (burrows further into bed) not listening to you
BLADDER: But you drank a gallon of water when you got home last night.
Plus, there were margaritas. Seriously, I gotta go.
ME: (from under a small mountain of blankets) lalalalala!
CLOCK: 10:43 AM
BLADDER: (in the voice of Thulsa Doom) Get up now and empty me, peon!!!!
ME: **leap out bed** Bathroom. On it. Righty-o!
The Process 