Month: July 2009

and this is why we love him

~ Bon Steele ~ 4 Comments

(11:59:16 AM) Mare: *eye roll* “still waiting on paperwork”
(12:00:04 PM) Dodger: Really? What paperwork?
(12:00:11 PM) Mare: the UT transcript.
(12:00:25 PM) Mare: Apparently it takes more than 2 weeks to process. This is BS.
(12:00:32 PM) Mare: I am going in to talk to them In Person.
(12:00:45 PM) Mare: Let’s see what they say when they have a giant Bon of Doom in front of themn.
(12:02:29 PM) Dodger: The BOD!
(12:03:23 PM) Mare: FEAR THE BOD!
(12:05:57 PM) Dodger: I fear it! I fear it!

Oy vey

~ Bon Steele ~ 8 Comments

Do you know what my favorite part about talking to the Financial Aid people is?

Yeah, me neither.

*prepares to leap through yet another flaming hoop of Federal red tape backwards*

Universe,

~ Bon Steele ~ 3 Comments

This is not an episode of Scooby-Doo. There is no need to have a huge montage of me running up and down a hall, in and out of random doors, while random crap* jumps out to scare me and then retreats behind a slammy door.
And you just know those bitches are going to pop out of another door you don’t expect, any fucking second.

I am not saying that you have to line all these issues up so I can address them** orderly fashion. But, at least some sort of sense to them would be nice.

I have made every attempt to deal with this in a sane fashion. You, however, are leaving me no choice.

From now on, I am just going to prioritize according to how I see fit. And if you don’t like it, I will just turn the damn montage music up louder. See if you can be heard above the Casio, you puling crack-ho.

Love you. Mean it.
~The Mgmt

* – Dad’s illness, exams, sudden periods on road trips, people leaving on a jet plane, stupid fights with our Beloved, etc. etc. etc.
** – Yes. Yes, I am.