Couch Lust

Saw this on a friend’s journal. Apparently this lives in either a store, diner or coffee shop. If anyone is feeling particularly larcenous and wants to swipe it for me, know that you will have my eternal gratitude and brownies every week until you get out of jail.

A Quote From Last Evening

ME: Why are you biting me?
HIM: Because I am hungry……and sparkly.
ME: *sporfle*