ME: Why are you biting me?
HIM: Because I am hungry……and sparkly.
ME: *sporfle*
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The Process 
oh noes twilight D:
Which is what made it funny. I loathe that series, that “author” and everything it/she stands for.
So I haven’t read it. I read like a paragraph once because a friend read it a while ago and had the book on her shelf. And I was like, ok this is crap. And also, kinda creepy. Because Sparkleface talks like an emo wifebeater. But then last night my peeps were all like ‘Hey let us watch Twilight with the MST3K remix’ and I was like, ok that movie deserves to be MST3K’d.
Even with the remix… I watched that movie and it felt like I had hydrochloric acid injected into my face. I think something in me aborted. Like, I didn’t know it was possible, but a little piece of me actually aborted itself.
lol
No Sparkly Vampires!!
Preaching to the choir, there Hoss.