A little background: I use coconut oil for moisturizer. It doesn’t have a perfumey sort of scent and it works wondrous well.

That being said, most things tend to smell either like baby powder or vanilla on me. It is just the way my body chemistry works.

When I got home from work yesterday, I flopped down on the couch. Immediately, both my cat and my daughter came and flopped down on me.

I’m used to it.

The Girl was sprawled over my legs, talking about her day.

Suddenly, she sat up and looked straight at me.

The Girl: “Mom, you smell like baked goods.”
Me: “I don’t know why. I haven’t been around any today.”
TG: “Nonetheless, you smell like cake.”
Me: ….*pause*   Well, I guess I can tell you the secret. All Moms have the ability to smell like cupcakes. It’s how we control the children.
TG:     0_o

I am an evil, evil person.

Moo. Ha. Ha. Ha.