Where’s my flamethrower?

*points at subject line*

*points at music*

Yup.

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 Comments welcome. :)

Ka-CHOW! Non-stop sneezing makes thinking – much less writing – an exercise in frustration.

Originally posted at
My Dreamwdith account. I also post on my site, The Process

 Comments welcome. :)

Guten Morgan mein schottzies!

Not much to say. Saw this, though. The video keeps giving me a “clip unavailable” though. 😦

WDC = weather dot com
ME = me

WDC: Hi! *perks about being chipper and flashy* What do you need? I got coverage nationwide!!!. I can tell you all about the latest weather disasters. PLUS! I have pictures of cute fuzzy kittens.
ME: Just tell me the pollen levels, today. *sneeze*
WDC: I have this nifty new tool that will let you…
ME: No. Just tell me pollen levels for Austin.
WDC: Ok. But, first I need to get you to complete this survey. *survey pops up*
ME: *exasperated sigh* No. Pollen levels. *blows nose*
WDC: Sure, no problem. *loads 10-day weather forecast for another city*
ME: What the?! NO. I do not need to know about St. Louis. I _need_ to know about Austin pollen levels. *wipes streaming eyes*
WDC: Oh, yeah. OK. You sure you don’t want to fill out this survey? *pops up survey again*
ME: GAH!! NO! Just load the fucking allergy forecast you fucking fucker!
WDC: Oh, why didn’t you say so? *loads pollen forecast* Here you go!

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Tree Pollen activity for yesterday, 02/22/08:
High

Most active tree pollen types:

* Cedar
* Elm
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ME: Christ on a cracker. For *TODAY*, you moron.
WDC: I don’t have that, yet.
ME: *gives up and takes allergy medication*