zzzZZZzz
*sneaksneak*
SPROING!!
mmph! EEE! FLING! THWACKO!
OWWW!

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The Moral of the story?

Sneaking up and snuggling your mostly asleep girlfriend is fine if:
A.) She doesn’t startle easily
B.) You haven’t had a recent (within the last few hours) flu shot that has made your arm very sore.