Some of you may remember the infamous Hot Dog Incident of Aught-Nine.

Today, while cleaning her bathroom, I opened the drawer that is supposed to contain hair care implements and found this:

A Land O’Lakes Mild Cheddar Snack Cheese

Only it had been there for awhile – I know this ’cause it was partially melted.

I am beginning to think my daughter is, in fact, a squirrel. Because that is the only other chittery, cute animal that is indigenous to this area that stores food for the winter in remote/hard to find places.

::eye roll::

Thank you Universe, that the frockin’ thing wasn’t open.

ETA:
Keep in mind that we don’t buy *those*. The snack cheese we buy is the Sargento’s* mozzarella cheese stix.

* – low in fat and actually tastes like cheese.