Note to self…

When you are exiting the bathroom after setting up the Girl’s bathtub, please to not be ramming toes into the doorjamb. This causes us pain and general jumping about on one foot while cursing. For the record, this is in fact, NOT good role model behavior.
Also, the likelihood is that you will wake up with a little toe roughly the size and shape of a Denny’s sausage link. But instead of grease-sweated brown, it will be a lovely rotted plum color which is a whole new level of “argh!”. Again, no leaping about or cursing. That whole role model thing. The Girlie is impressionable. She has already dropped the F-bomb in front of company. Let’s keep that sort of thing for special occasions. But, I digress.
Ice is your friend. Keep the ice ON the injury. The swelling, pain and bruising will go away with the proper application of ice and some anti-inflammatory meds.

In the meantime, watch where you are walking.

Love,
~The Mgmt.