Tonight, though?
I am watching horror movies and thinking to myself, “When was the demarcation of stupid?”
Seriously? You’re being hunted by a savage killer…so you shine your flashlight around all “Here I am! <for the quote,11.14>”
Anyhoo… See you kids tomorrow with an actual blog post.
Love and kisses,
~Moi
PS
If you have never watched “Zorro the Gay Blade”, then I pity and shame you. Seriously good fun. And REALLY terrible accents.
In a discussion of going to see GotG, the Girl was trying to figure out who to take with us. She mentioned several kids that had been here at her birthday party and that she would be terribly excited to see them again. To which I said, “We’re getting the band back together.”
To which *she* said, “…Uh, what?”
She missed a Blues Brothers reference.
I am so ashamed.
#parentingfail
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LOL. Alright, in continuing the above conversation the Girl also said that I sometimes terrify her friends. I was all like, but I’m super nice! And way friendly! And things.
She rolled her eyes and replied that while that was all true, it didn’t change the fact that they were a little scared of me.
Which sidetracked us into a ten minute spiral of bad puns.
Genghis Bon– ancient warlord
Bon Noonien Singh — modern warlord
the Anvil of Mom– great battle song
Mawm — caped demonesque hero
Tae Bon Do — martial art style
She made me stop after that.
I just might be a bit short on brain space.
New job, new schedule = FLAIL GIBBERISH
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I have new ideas for short stories and fan fiction.
The current is a fan-fic involving Hellboy (all rights reserved, etc.) and a vampire protege. As soon as it is done swimming through the idea troughs, I will post it here.
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