Best Beloved : good morning my love…
Mare : Good morning! *huggins*
Best Beloved : (kissy face)
Mare : I think that I am going to have to mount ballistas onto my truck. Or maybe rocket launchers. Something that clears the roads of idiots in my way. Is that OK? Do you think our car insurance would be jacked because of it? What if I promised to only use it for good?
Best Beloved : Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a car mechanic!
Best Beloved : ummmm…I’m thinking slight premium increase over quoted…yes.
Mare : Drat.
Mare : Well, it was an idea.
Best Beloved : well….we can always not tell said insurance company.
Mare : *that’s* my boy!
Mare : *googles “ballista shops”*
Best Beloved : (grins)

— this conversation was right after he woke up – and before he had any coffee. true love, I tell ya —