If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
No fair looking at other comments first.

Stolen from vulpine137

They say everybody writes a journal with the hope that someday somebody will read it. I think most people in the explicitly-public LJ-land list interests in the hope that someday somebody will ask about them. This meme, like a dating service, turns all that hoping-somebody-will-ask into a straightforward request. Viva communication!

Explicitly request it in a comment below and I will choose 7 of your LJ profile interests for you to explain/write about. (Post a link for me once you do!)

The following were picked for me:

abductees, bondage faeries, chow yun-fat, flem, kung- fool, oral sex, weeda weeda woo

abductees — this started with a lady Vulps and I both know katherine. She was literally frightened of UFO’s, grays, and all phenomenon associated to it. I used to love to watch shows (think Fire in the Sky) that documented it.

bondage fairies — because there is nothing more amusing than thinking of Tinker Bell, all decked out in black vinyl.
“You know what I am, Peter? I’m your worst fucking nightmare. I’m a fairy with a whip!”

chow yun-fat — cause that man can *move*. I am a long time fan of the martial art movie.

flem — This sick bastard.

kung-fool — now mostly defunct webcomic, Kung Fool. It was great silly fun.

oral sex — well, duh. I am still an Oral Artiste.

weeda weeda woo — vodka induced phrase coined on Two Lumps. “I am the captain of teh carpet ship!!” In the way that many fine quotes are hijacked by the Tam and I; it has become a phrase to indicate “I believe I have drunk far, far too much and must needs cling to the blades of grass so as to keep my prone body from being flung off the earth by the forces of planet rotation.”

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool.

Man, the director of music for my movie is on crack.