Today I am scrolling through my FL, drinking coffee, more or less gearing up for the day.


Hmm…Politics…Bush, Obama, McCain

The usual arguments for and against.
Metaquotes!
ooh, snappy reparte! I LOVE snappy reparte!
Steampunk stuff for sale
*drool*
Kitties CAN haz cheezeburger
Finally. Maybe the cheeseburger will allow proper grammar to reign free again.
Automotive shop advice for North Austin.
Ah, *recommendrecommend*
Kinky Safety Question – Electro Shock Collar — Safe for humans?

0_o

I don’t know why that caught me cross-wise. After all, it IS my friend list. And lord knows I am not an fluttering delicate innocent.

*shrug*
I think it was because it was smack in the middle of all this other mundanery that I had to do a double take.

EDIT

I went back and read the post:

I recently got my hands on a remote control electro-shock collar. I already know that it’s not safe to zap above the waist due to cardiological and neurological issues. I’ve been wearing it on my crotch for about a week now, and I’m starting to develop small sores where I get zapped.

*blink blink*

So the answer to their question is: No. Probably not safe.

I want to be filthy, stinky, Brittany rich. Seriously. If for no other reason than to be able to afford a massage therapist to come in every night and massage me to sleep. And then, return in the morning and massage me awake.

*yawns hugely*

Getting over a cold, not enough sleep. :/ I’m even too sleepy to really rant about the morons on the road this morning.

I will try to post something with actual substance later.