Dear Stupid Self,
Please to be reading the sunscreen from now on. Seriously. They mean it when they say “reapply after swimming or sweating”.
Because you are an idiot, you are now pretty well UNABLE to sit down without discomfort. Oh, and don’t we have class tonight? Yep, those hard wooden and metal chairs are gonna feel *great* when you have to sit in them for two hours. Good luck with that, you moron.
No love,
~The Mgmt