Oh, ha ha.
Ha, ha in fucking deed.

Yesterday: scary trip to maybe not quite as Evil as most of his kith Dentist
Last night: start to feel kinda ooky
This morning: yay, full blown bronchitis!

Fortunately, the ED had prescribed antibiotics for the infection in my tooth. Apparently, you have to knock down tooth infections *before* you do any work on them. Who knew?
So, serendipitous.

Not enough Dimetap in the world, yo

Dear Loving Boyfriend-Type*,

Thank you EVER so, for the snot monsters currently living in my sinuses. I appreciate your generosity in sharing. The next time you kiss me while you’re sick, I will hack something off with a chainsaw.

No Love,
~Grumpy Mare

I can’t take anything with pseudoephedrine in it because I am sensitive to it. So breathing is going to be a “learning experience”. Woo.


* – who works as a nurse in the largest county hospital for miles. He gets exposed to shit that makes astronauts tremble.