Did we have a flipping time warp last night? Is it somehow Monday, again? Seriously, only a shredded time-continuum could explain today’s fuckery. The high points have included:

>> Waking up late and having to shuffle 8 year old through the morning at accelerated pace.
>> Insert large amounts of whining due to said pace.
>> Stepping in a large puddle of cat vomit with my bare feet on my way to the coffee maker.
>> Having to change my sweat pants because it dragged into the chunk-filled mass.
>> Damn near tumbling ass over teakettle on way down stairs because I am burdened with workout bag, lunch bag, purse, file folders, child’s backpack and keys.
>> Having to return to the house because she hadn’t brushed her teeth. (Dragon breath doesn’t even begin to cover it. Jeebus.)
>> Finding out that she lied about where the towel was (She left it outside on her bike for whatever reason.)
>> The commute. ’nuff said.
>> Grueling cardio (ok, did it to myself. But, still. I cannot feel my buttocks yet.)
>> Getting a bug returned by the developers because they think it is missing information. The info they are requesting is in the goddamn bug pathway
>> Splashing hot coffee into my eye because I was silly enough to drink it from a cup with a lid (as is required in the lab.)
>> Two, count ’em, TWO wrong numbers on my cell phone.
>> One said callers *not* believing me. Politeness only goes so far when I am paying by the minute, dude. *click*

And its only just now 10 til 10.

::sighs::

mulligan